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  1. Anchorman starring Will Ferret In Bruges starring Colin Ferret And of course that famous hit from the 60s Ferret cross the Mersey
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  2. He says it's listed as privately registered. Quite possibly a former RAF pilot, or a wannabe one. It looks a lot like a Grumman AA5 Tiger but the nose gear is not quite right and the windshield center post doesn't quite match. John
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  3. Turpentine vs. Holy Water A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
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  4. Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance; it's Yiddish and no other word, and no other language, can do it justice. A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for a dollar each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he passed the pretzel stand he would leave her $1.00, but never take a pretzel. This offering went on for more than 3 years. The two of them never spoke. One day as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his dollar as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him for the fir
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  5. The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is... One lazy Sunday morning a man and his wife were quiet and thoughtful, sittinga at the breakfast table, when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die I want you to sell all my stuff immediately." "Now why would you wnat me to do something like that?", she asked. "I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff." She looked at him intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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  6. (1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs. (2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, So I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. (3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. (4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dul
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  7. A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
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  9. @James, Great to see the MCP incorporated into your build. I am thinking of re-instating my 3 screens. PS thanks for the advert!
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  10. 5/28/14 Airport Diagrams New: OMAM Al Dhafra - Al Dhafra, United Arab Emirates - http://forum.mutleyshangar.com/index.php/files/file/3459-omam/ MMVR Gen Heriberto Jara Intl - Veracruz, Mexico - http://forum.mutleyshangar.com/index.php/files/file/3460-mmvr/ AGGM Munda - Munda, Solomon Islands - http://forum.mutleyshangar.com/index.php/files/file/3461-aggm/ LSZE Bad Ragaz - Bad Ragaz, Switzerland - http://forum.mutleyshangar.com/index.php/files/file/3462-lsze/ Updated: LFQG Fourchambault - Nevers, France (updated) - http://forum.mutleyshangar.com/index.php/files/file/625-lfqg/ OBY Open B
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  11. Let's try this one Goodluck everyone !!
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  12. This is it for me! Good luck to all!
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