A Cop on a horse stops a little girl riding on a brand new bike and says, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes." the little girl replies.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $10 dollars.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa get you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa
that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"