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Thanks mate, It's kept me occupied through Lockdown for sure. These were all part of a Group-Build that I'm a member of.

Forget Newton and Galileo. Here are the real laws of nature: 1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch and you'll need to pee. 2.Law of Gravity- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner. 3.Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone alway

Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half