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More cut and paste action... My mate rang and said: “My diet isn’t going well. I’m having five eggs for breakfast.” I replied: “What poached, scrambled or boiled?” He said: “No, Cadbury’s...” I used to work in a dentist’s. It wasn’t a permanent job - I was just filling in. Accordion to a new survey, random musical instruments are being put into sentences without people noticing. I was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said: “Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.” I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assista

Apologies if you have already seen these here 10. I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though. 9. A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus" 8. If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me. 7. With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together. 6. I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?" She replied to me "Ammonia C

Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks

Looks out of this world!

Nice.. Which sim are you using Jury?

Presence

Ohh secret location?!

Bat and ball

Heartbeat (cheesy police drama)

Bikini line

Found one!

That cloud looks menacing ...

Practice makes perfect

Surprising what the missus looks like with no make up.

Yeah, I grew up with the Goodies, Tim was great on the radio too.

Elevator

Classic shots Jury

Looks great on the DC-10

Thanks everyone for some great entries, The winner is Tim with "Last helicopter I'm buying from Ikea!" Over to you Mr A.

Mmmm pangolins lightly broiled in bat juice with soy sauce.

Phoenix (died age 23 drugs overdose)

Drums

Nice work Alan, and that's a great memory of your dad as well.