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Teasmade .... Reminds me of an old joke.....

 

 

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Corby a trouser press usually found in 'old school' hotels along with a Teasmade... Oh and cold baths, Gideons Bible, a lumpy bed and something unspeakable the previous guest (John)? has left in it.

 

 

Oh! that's where I left it!

 

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