mutley 4,487 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Hi gang, here is a new fun topic for you to join in with. Let's see how long we can keep this one going.. Poetic replies only please, let's see how it goes! Here's your starter... ===================================== There was an old lady from Chiselhurst.. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Who had a fondness for liverwurst... Link to post Share on other sites
Jess-b 420 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 While she worked every day, at night she would play, Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 A tuba so hard her lungs burst. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An old pilot who lived near Heathrow, 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 had spent a short time down in death row, Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 It made him more grateful Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 It made him more grateful For a life e'er so fateful, And laughed when the electric chair fuses did blow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a young man from Ocala, Who went to a massage parlour, Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted June 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 He asked if they did "Russian" Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 They said, "No, only Prussian..." Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Accompanied with music by Mahler. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Give us a starter for the next one Geoff. John Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 There was a young man from Hants,* * Abbreviation of the County of Hampshire, UK. (Joe lives in Hants). Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 who was known to be to big for his pants, Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 his wheel was too wide for his Beaver to ride Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 his wheel was too wide for his Beaver to ride Which made take off a merry old dance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I once knew a young fella called Matt, 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 a charming pilot sporting a cocked hat Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 a charming pilot sporting a cocked hat With his hat and waxed moustache, He certainly cut a dash, Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted June 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 With his hat and waxed moustache, He certainly cut a dash, When walking the streets of Gujarat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a man from Hastings. Who frequently went to wine tastings 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 He went out with a girl who had no tits at all but looked like a couple of bee stings! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels from the doorway... Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels from the doorway... And what is more, Her boobs reached the floor, Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 There was a young lady from Norway Who hung by her heels from the doorway... And what is more, Her boobs reached the floor, and blocked the view down the hallway *************** There once was a dog named Mutley, Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted June 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Who covered himself in chutney, Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Who covered himself in chutney, Mutley had a side kick Whose friends called him Dick, And the pair ran a bar down in Putney. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An old fella called Brett from Penn, Was a true man amongst all men, Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 One day to the horror of all, They found out his real name was Gwen Link to post Share on other sites
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