hifly 925 Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 And the winner is. Dodgy Al with Peking Duck. Well done Al. Tough choice though and a big thanks to Brett for posting an image on my behalf. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Thanks Geoff. The duck was delicious! OK try this one... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Rookie question: Should we follow him sir? Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Yep! We do it for amphibians too. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 The follow me car driver was now having second thoughts after dissing the tug driver. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Driver.. 'But Dulles tower said Taxi to parking via Delta, Golf, November, Foxtrot, cross Runway 12R, hold short of Runway 3.' Passenger.. 'Yes, but we are at Kennedy' 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Wow man..that was cool and we can keep the beer cold in the river too. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Toyota's test of their new pilot's car fails when the tester thought the pilot concerned was a harbour pilot! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Driver.. 'But Dulles tower said Taxi to parking via Delta, Golf, November, Foxtrot, cross Runway 12R, hold short of Runway 3.' Passenger.. 'Yes, but we are at Kennedy' And the winner this time is Joe! Over to you fella. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thanks Al.. I will post the next one asap Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Here we go! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 "Who, Me" the captain said, "No, I haven't been drinking" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 1st Stewardess: "The Captains been acting strange today, don't you think" 2nd Stewardess; "He just found out his ex-wife is getting remarried, no more alimony" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 That's a selfie I would rather not see at v1! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 That's a selfie I think I would rather just not see, period. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Ma'am, I realize you're afraid of flying but I assure you, our Captain is a true professional at all times. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 "At my medical this morning the doc said my heart was fine... was... hurr!... urr!... aaargh ! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Yikes, I tried to sit and the armrest was half way up. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Yikes, I tried to sit and the armrest was half way up. There goes my drink.. again, I need a waterproof screen Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 ... Pilot lays golden egg ... Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Looks like I should have taken Lloyd Bridges advice and given up sniffing glue. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 What happens when you try and flirt with a female customs official! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Trying to zip your fly up whilst watching you flight attendant bend over her luggage is not reccomended! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Captain finds lost pencil Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 There seemed to be a common theme going on here but I judge the winner to be John Allard's .. "Looks like I should have taken Lloyd Bridges advice and given up sniffing glue". Over to you JDA Link to post Share on other sites
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