allardjd 1,853 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I guess I sat on this one a long time.OK - I judge the best entry to be... Option 1: Wait a week for a supply plane with two new pitot tubes to replace the opium poppy laced honey bee packed pair already installed.Option #2...let Flight Mechanic Macgiver rig a couple of easy to clear "Pistol Tubes" and leave Afghanistan far behind. - Captain Coffee Take it away, Captain Coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Ha, thanks John. I'll try to find sosomething interesting when I get home tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Ok then, have a peek out the window at this one and give it your best shots. p.s. I'm pretty sure this pic is photoshopped. (reflections of push back trucks on nose...bad bad Photoshop form to whoever made this one) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Crap, the one time I didn't buy flight insurance........... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Err, this is United 311 reporting an Air-miss at this time. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 United 311 requesting immediate descent to avoid noise pollution! (tower) United 311 you're at 25,000 feet, what noise pollution? United 311, Have you ever heard the noise that's made when a 737 hits a 747? (tower) Umm, request granted, descend to FL two zero! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 You give way No you give way, I am bigger than you and whats more I was here first 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 This new Airbus you are flying in has the latest 3D HD Window TVs fitted to all of the pass. windows. Airbus say that the picture and sound is so good that it makes everything look and sound so real. OMG it is REAL Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Hello this is your captain speaking, If you take a look out of the left hand side of the aircraft you will see what a real b737 looks like close up. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Lets put this one to rest and call it for Alan's United 311 requesting immediate descent to avoid noise pollution! (tower) United 311 you're at 25,000 feet, what noise pollution? United 311, Have you ever heard the noise that's made when a 737 hits a 747? (tower) Umm, request granted, descend to FL two zero! A radio exchange that I imagine would have to have been done at Auctioneer speed Take it away Alan. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ok Guys thanks, Have a go with this one, Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 The New Chinese RV/Hangar Conversion, planned to be displayed at Oshkosh this year, is still in a very early concept stage. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 The bus manufacturer was unprepared for this last safety test 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Instructor to pupil: "No I said land in front of the parked bus, not onto the front..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 That's the biggest bug I have ever seen on my windscreen. Just take alook at the size of it's eyes. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Those Chinese bus drivers don't stop for anything 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Authorities, baffled - interviews with driver and pilot yield conflicting versions of accident. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Here you see one of the airports latest park - and- ride buses . 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Come fly with me opps me very sorry. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Sorry matey I did not see you were already in the car wash. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Our Fearless leader thwarts bus hijacking during first helicopter lesson. Click Here to Read More 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 Here you see one of the airports latest park - and- ride buses . All of those gave us a chuckle but this one is over to you Mike! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Thanks Alan will sort one out. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 They were the good old days. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 "Right we'll just get this one bedded in and then I want to put a row of English Electric Lightnings in the bed over there against the wall. They will look lovely when they bloom in the spring" 5 Link to post Share on other sites
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