Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 <Insert Yakety Sax Melody> Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 I'm not gonna ask for a haircut in this area, EVER! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Instinct told him to run North by Northwest, It was plane to see that was the right decision! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 On 05/06/2017 at 00:32, Captain Coffee said: Rumors of the day that Cary might be gay, caused Bi-planes to chase him hoping for his attention. I am never going to be able to look at two winged aircraft the same way again. I wonder when it came out of the hanger? As for the caption.... TopGear Special: Can our star in a reasonably priced pair of trainers get to the armoured car before Jeremy Clarkson machine guns him from a biplane? 4 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 All of a sudden Cary Grant realises he's NOT in The Six Million Dollar Man and he cannot out run an aeroplane! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 Ryanair offer their cheapest flight yet, the plane lands wherever it wants to, and you just have to be there to catch it! Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 6/6/2017 at 11:17, J G said: I am never going to be able to look at two winged aircraft the same way again. I wonder when it came out of the hanger? As for the caption.... TopGear Special: Can our star in a reasonably priced pair of trainers get to the armoured car before Jeremy Clarkson machine guns him from a biplane? Put Jeremy Clarkson in the trainers and you'll double the viewer numbers... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 On 6/5/2017 at 00:34, Captain Coffee said: That look you get when you realize you forgot your anniversary, and your significant other is a stunt pilot. Some good entries there, but this one wins it. Over to you, Captain... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Thank you Paul. See what you all can caption out of this: Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The pilot was forced to shutdown one engine when it became apparent that it was infested with giant red parachute lice. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 How many European MEPs does it take to form a committee to make a decision as to whether a sky diver should jump or not? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Unfortunately the only way to restart the engine is to swing on the prop. Fortunately, as there were eight parachutists on board there were enough to get it up and running again. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Pilot: "Bloody adrenaline junkies...why can't they just sit inside like everyone else?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Sorry passengers I just can't get this engine to start so you will have to jump one at a time please do not panic you are in safe hands. PS Captain goes first. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Easyjet are proud to announce their new budget service. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Air India Regional passengers still think they can sit outside to travel ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Ok , which one of you farted in the cabin? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
rosariomanzo 545 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 I do not get in this game because of my language limits, but I often lurk and you guys make my day! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The captain just announced that his pet tarantula has got loose in the cabin! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 I think we should drop George from the group, he's to much of a loner Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The Captain never liked these skydivers marking up his wing so applied an extra coat of wax that morning Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 It seemed there was some confusion on whether it was to go on three or one, two, three, then go 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The sudden slip was a dangerous situation yet the gang had trouble not laughing 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The passengers on standby for Budget Airlines flight 123 thought it worth the risk to sit outside, and forsake cabin service. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 T-45 pilots during parachute training enjoying fresh air for a change Link to post Share on other sites
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