dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Gives a whole new meaning to "getting smashed on cheap booze!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 "The bad news is those dang peaceniks stuck again", said Colonel Buzztop, "but the good news is they brought us beer" Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Schmedlap, check that loadout again. Are you sure the noses are green? There is no green listed for warhead marking. Yellow is HE, brown is frag, white is illuminating, red is incendiary, gray is smoke, black is armor piercing, blue is inert. There is no entry for green. Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 "Heineken...refreshes the parts other rocket pods can't reach." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 "Are you sure you need these attached to do a dutch roll?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 And the winner Paul with On 20/04/2019 at 00:32, Holdit said: "Heineken...refreshes the parts other rocket pods can't reach." Over to you mate! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Roger! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Man arrested as Ryanair insist this is the closest airport to Paris.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Man uses toilet on Areoflot flight from Moscow to Valdivostok. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 995 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 "Sir, I've told you before: Godot is not on this flight!" 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 I thought you said the runway was finished! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 For the last time, will you please tell us where you hid the keys to the airplane! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Look, just because that British test pilot wore a suit while flying and rolled the Vulcan does not mean that you can do the same with our cargo plane!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Stop acting like a twat! Who do you think you are? James Bond? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 What did I do in the war? I was Monty's treble. Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 336 Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 As I keep telling you, I will not fly on that, I insist on a Boeing ! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 No.. I 've never been a member of Spandau Ballet. Link to post Share on other sites
darrenvox 1 Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 is this conair again? lol Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Easyjet introduce their new check-in service for passengers to Kyrgyzstan! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 No.. I would never fly X-plane. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 I have seen all your movies and you are charged with assault on the senses. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 995 Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 P3D True Earth pilot told frame rates do reach double figures when far away from London . . . Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 We have a winner: On 14/05/2019 at 10:59, Tim_A said: "Sir, I've told you before: Godot is not on this flight!" Over to you, Vlad, I mean, Tim. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 995 Posted May 26, 2019 Report Share Posted May 26, 2019 Okey dokey. Here's a thing: Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 (edited) Following Brexit, the queues for people wanting to come to Britain have somewhat shrunk! Edited May 27, 2019 by dodgy-alan typo 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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