dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Thanks Guys, will see what I've got,....as soon as Imgur wakes up! Looks like the site's just crashed! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 OK, do your worst! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Russian internet troll? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 His defection complete, ex-Soviet submarine commander Marko Ramius relaxes with some western consumer items at a secret location somewhere in the U.S. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 I see Rasputin. Rasp = a very coarse abrading tool Putin = well, you know! By the way, Sir Elton wants his coat back. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) On 26/11/2019 at 23:48, Holdit said: His defection complete, ex-Soviet submarine commander Marko Ramius relaxes with some western consumer items at a secret location somewhere in the U.S. Ok I'm giving this one to Paul, , Your go Holdit Edited December 14, 2019 by dodgy-alan Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Knock Knock Paul. Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 Wha'? Whassat? Mumble mumble... Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 OK try this... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 We may be a mile high but I have a headache.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 Dec 12 red eye flight + plane full of Labor Party members = Instant Migraine 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, brett said: Dec 12 red eye flight + plane full of Labor Party members = Instant Migraine ...and Jeremy Corbyn was at the helm! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 minute ago, mutley said: ...and Jeremy Corbyn was at the helm! Fasten Your Seatbelts!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 The strain of flying 737 Max was starting to show....... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 Ok.....that's the easy part of the day done with.....now go home and do the Christmas wrapping, write the Christmas cards, stuff the turkey...….. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 NO I couldn't land this aircraft in an emergency... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 Think of a number between one and three... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 Let's play hide and seek. 1, 2, 3.... 100, coming ready or not! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 336 Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 Why oh why, do i always end up with the rugby club tour !! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 "No Sir, I don't want to play Hide the sausage with you, and if you do that again I'll take your hot dog away!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 "Why is it a plane full of Flight Simmers actually DO know more than the bloody Captain?" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 " Sir, I appreciate that you dropped something under the seat, but Please, in all that's Decent, Pull you bloody trousers up! A builders crack at 30'000 feet is NOT a pretty sight!" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 Oh no! I knew I had forgotten to do something..... I forgot to let the passengers on! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 On 23/12/2019 at 23:03, CAT3508 said: Why oh why, do i always end up with the rugby club tour !! Some good entries, but Cat3508 has the winner. Congratulations,, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 336 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Thanks for that, couldn't think of anything aviation related, so I picked this for a laugh! Link to post Share on other sites
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