CAT3508 336 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 A demonstration of a proper holding technique ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 If one synchronised swimmer drowns , do the rest have to do the same? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 The girls suddenly noticed that the third swimmer was Conchita Wurst ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Ok, which joker put a shark in the pool? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 OH NO! Shirley, where are your knickers?!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Which one of you girls farted? Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 Well, it seems that Alan exhausted all the variants...when i first saw the picture, it just hit me the resemblance with one of our lady friend, who always had some issue with her nails...Take the helm, Alan.. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Thanks Gunner. Will post shortly as been somewhat hectic lately. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 OK Guys, have a go with this one! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Ernie discovers Marty Feldman's secret African sex vacation getaway village...current residents of which are very concerned for the Next generation should Ernie also frequent the place. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Natives catch Ms. Piggy and Kermit in an awkward position during Sesame Street visit. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 336 Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 The "eyes" have it, as the saying goes in parliament ! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Thanks for the entries guys, giving this one to Brett. 😁 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Thanks Alan, I'll look for something to put up..... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 Hi all, let's give this one a try, Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 Even the Moose are wide eyed and legless here! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 "You heard me Moose", I said "spread 'em!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 "Then he went into this weird stance and I knew I had to take him out", said the moose. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Drunk driver moose fails to walk a straight line! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Moose have an unfair advantage during games of Twister...and the police aren't putting up with it any longer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 336 Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 You put you left in, and your right out, your left leg in, and you shake it all about, thats what its all about !! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Everyone feels like they have 2 left feet the first day of dance class...some 4. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 That was a tough one, thanks for giving it your best everyone as you all made me laugh. My first thought was that the security guard doesn't get paid enough to tangle with a Moose. I'm giving this one to Alan for, "You heard me Moose", I said "spread 'em!" as that was my second thought, nicely done and over to you...... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Thanks guys, dropped the ball on this one for a few days. will add something shortly. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Ok guys, let's try this one...... Link to post Share on other sites
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