hifly 925 Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 The penalty for jaywalking is pretty harsh in this county. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I tried to arrest him Sarge, but he's a right stuck-up bugger! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,282 Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 one-adam-12, code um, ahh, um, huh, just send help 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a stick up for an attempted stick up. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 How many times do I have to tell you Joe not to leave your post. Maybe by using this tape it will make you stick around and stay put. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,282 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Nicely done Matt; "In lawman lingo, it's called Drunk Tape." over to you....... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 OH! ... i "won". Give me a sec/min/day to dig something up. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Ok...lets see what you can do with this classic stand off. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I would move out of my way if I were you, as I have just eaten two of those vehicles for lunch and still have room for one more. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,282 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hahahahahaha, BEEEEEEP, oh crap he's got a lock on us........ 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 This bloody satnav is useless, it says we are on th M25! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,282 Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I told you we have no luggage, now go away. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 When you grow up, you'll have wings too. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,282 Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Let's wait'em out Lieutenant, they will never let him to go into overtime. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Hi yer have you got room for a little one Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Hey skipper, I don't think those twits at ISIS have quite worked out what sort of rocket they need to stop an aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Someone decided to ramp up the strike action. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Baggage loader to driver, " Now when I say go, see if you can get a enough power to fire this case at the aircraft!" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I really wanted to give it back to Brett for this one that had me belly laughing for a minute or so...having dealt with Union peeps while in the USAF. Let's wait'em out Lieutenant, they will never let him to go into overtime. Of course, the only real conflict resolution when dealing with this situation with Union peeps who are as reluctant to use reverse gear as FSX AI is: But I have a personal rule not to give a contest right back to the previous inflicter...soo... Giving it to Mike H for this one that made me think of the Monty Python bit "Just one more wafer thin mint?..." Hi yer have you got room for a little one Take it away Mike! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Thanks Matt will post one asap. Cheers Mike Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Have ago at this one.This is not an edit it happened while I was flying a B747 with AI traffic on. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Boeings reply to the A380 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 S.H.I.E.L.D begin testing a new "Bus" after Hydra make a mess of the old one! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Boeings new airliner forced to remain aloft for two years after they realise there is no runway big enough to land it anywhere! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 AirBust A500 "Pod of Whales" prototype makes first flight. Link to post Share on other sites
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