mutley 4,487 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Whilst waiting for the pilot, Mick was practicing rectal powered levitation whilst his girlfriend was also letting off hot air on the phone. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Who said Alaskans were two dimensional? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Proof that the latest Mood Clothing line works, Ben and Barb are ten years married Barb is cheating on Ben Ben hasn't gotten any in years 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Giving our fearless leader the nod for spotting the rectalevitation and daring to comment. Whilst waiting for the pilot, Mick was practicing rectal powered levitation whilst his girlfriend was also letting off hot air on the phone.Also liked John's comment regarding the "stains"...hippie laundry delay tactic; turn those mustard stains into daisies. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Guy on the chair, " Hey mind where you go with that cigarette, I just let out a rip snorter!" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Yer, they sensibly require both smoking and transferring flammable gasses out of doors :D ...but too late Dodgy, Mr. Mutley got the win already. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 oooh! yes, thanks Matt, picture on its way.. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Get your barf bag ready! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Photographic proof Branson is a lightweight. John Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Mr. Branson learns that bump-assing a female, regardless whether intentional or accidental, and then laughing about it, adds approximately $500K USD plus barrister fees to the Vomit Comet ride (do your own currency conversions those of you that use barristers instead of lawyers...). Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 No Frills...No Seats! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Fly " Virgin " we give you more than just a flight for your money Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 So that is what a crosswind landing feels like then. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Richard - What's wrong, I have given you a free ride by using your air miles, what's next a free meal and drink I suppose. Lady - That would go down a treat. Richard - Anything else I could do for you my Lady. Lady - Yes, a seat would be nice. Richard - There are some empty seats in the cockpit. Lady - So where are the Pilots then ? Richard - Back here with the rest of the crew having a flight to remember. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Richard Branson flight tests Boris Johnsons hair to show that he really is an airhead! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Branson and his crew test out his new weightless yellow socks. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,283 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Photo ops, something Branson does better than making rockets Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Thanks for the replies, I have to give it to JDA with "Photographic proof Branson is a lightweight" Spot on John, over to you! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Thank you sir. It's not often that the first entry wins. I thought I was safe from having to post one. Anyway, here's the next one... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Sabre 28 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Not quite what the shop had in mind when they said "You could be flying Mayhem in no time at all" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 After spending hours building a model of Vesuvius to fly around, Fred forgets to secure the wings to his latest creation. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Upon noticing the undamaged wing assembly, Poindexter McFly's musing; "Guess I need to use more rubber bands in the next airplane I build" led to designing the RTF V4.0 (Rubberbanded To Fly)...a completely rubber band assembled kit plane that SPROINGS on hard landings dissipating the force of a hard crash into a dense cloud of rubber bands. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Gulliver was feeling a tad guilty after offering to test fly the Lilliputions new aeroplane! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Proof beyond all doubt that The Borrowers could not fly airplanes! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 David Banner instantly regretted getting angry when he was flying his Extra 300! Link to post Share on other sites
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