mike H 456 Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Pilot to First officer Look at that lot taking pictures , you would think they would have seen a BUM before. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 45 minutes ago, mike H said: Pilot to First officer Look at that lot taking pictures , you would think they would have seen a BUM before. :-) HA...This is sorta along the lines of the butt crack I was thinking of... Take it away Mike! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Blast! I missed out on "Jayne Mansfield Airways takes to the skies for the first time"! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Thanks Matt , great minds think alike. I have just flown back from France thank god. Have had my fingers X all week hopeing that my flight with Ryanair into London Stansted was not cancelled. I will post my pic asap. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) Edited October 4, 2017 by mike H OK have a go at this one Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Illustration 8b. Never approach your landing area from your Blind Side...ground crew with hearing protection can be oblivious you. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Hi Guys and girls I would like to pick a winner, Matt is the only person who has posted a caption so far. I need to pick the winner by this sunday as I am off on my hol's on Monday. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,280 Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 And the marshal thought the only skid mark he had to worry about that day was the ones in his shorts (and that it, I got nothing else) Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 OK, hot shot. You say you can top the beer bottle opening video. If you're so good lets see you mow the grass with that thing. John (@ Mike - that's a tough one to make anything funny from. It's so...normal.) Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 (edited) The capacity of humans to heal after catastrophic injury never ceases to amaze, like the case of Barry Steel (who you may remember from a helicopter flight school manual...illustration 8b) who continued operating as ground crew supervisor despite a Bell 407 landing strut remaining in his skull, which doctors deemed too dangerous to remove. (His commute time to work is quite reduced these days as well.) Edited October 13, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 (edited) 57 minutes ago, allardjd said: OK, hot shot. You say you can top the beer bottle opening video. If you're so good lets see you mow the grass with that thing. John (@ Mike - that's a tough one to make anything funny from. It's so...normal.) Fortunately, I am not. Edited October 13, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 (edited) FAA accident examiner report: Pilot statement: "Ground personel's doughnut influenced shape looked like a parking cone" cause of accident: Pilot error, but we kind of agree bout the cone thing. Edited October 13, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 On 12/10/2017 at 23:49, brett said: And the marshal thought the only skid mark he had to worry about that day was the ones in his shorts Well done Brett in the lines I was thinking of. So it's over to you. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,280 Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Thanks Mike, safe travels. I'll give a look for something..... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,280 Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 If you can't come up with something for this one your not trying hard enough. Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 This one is tough to caption. Too many disturbing questions jumping out...that we're probably better off not knowing the answers to. That said, he may have just fainted having seen what these places charge even for something as simple as a feckin' egg sandwich. I've had "HOW MUCH????" experiences like that myself. But still, those questions...<shudder>. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 333 Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 It's okay. I'm just practising for Easter!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 Conceptual Street Artist "Rug" performing his latest work "Pink Anti Fatigue Mat" at a local cafe. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,280 Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 23 hours ago, Holdit said: This one is tough to caption. Too many disturbing questions jumping out...that we're probably better off not knowing the answers to. That said, he may have just fainted having seen what these places charge even for something as simple as a feckin' egg sandwich. I've had "HOW MUCH????" experiences like that myself. But still, those questions...<shudder>. My wife says I have 'Old Timers Disease', I am always saying, "When I was younger that only cost.....". As to the other comments I can only hope I left you with no lasting damage. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Reggie's first attempt at "The Knockout Game" didn't go quite as he'd planned. John 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 (edited) Reggie Watts hits rock bottom when he realizes no espresso will ever replace the Bang Bang rush. Edited October 18, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Guy in blue shirt: I'll have anything other than what he had. Guy in dark shirt and flip-flops: Hmmm. That's a watch on his left wrist. I wonder what's on his right? Guy in light shirt: No, I'm not going to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, even if you put the camera away. Guy in plaid shorts: And my friends were criticizing MY fashion choices! John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Former NFL player Rip(e) Va(i)n (T)winkle takes a stand by refusing to stand while Trump is in office. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 When the genie asked him what he wanted to be, he said a Rasta Punk! Unfortunately the genie was hard of hearing and got some of the details wrong! The shame was too much to bear. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 (edited) One day it fell on Reggie that ordering 'Extra Foamy' did not make his sugary candy sprinkled frappe/latte syrup spiced drinks "Lighter" in calories. Edited October 22, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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