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CAT3508 last won the day on February 24 2019

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  1. One of my favourite films as well, must have been about 11yrs old when I first saw it.
  2. Donald Trump was having afternoon tea with Queen Elizabeth in Buckingham Palace, outlining his plans for the future of the USA."As I'm the President" said Trump, "I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom", to which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Trump, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."Donal Trump thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Trump". Donald thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"The Queen, getting a little p****d off by now replied "Sorry again, Mr Trump, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."Before The Donald could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
  3. Well!, the entries seem to have stopped coming in, so I guess its time to hand over to someone else. Some funny entries, but I am giving this one to Mutley our founder. Take it away Joe
  4. The Queen and The DonaldAs Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of Central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Brits; all is going well.Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is so atrocious that both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two Heads of State do their best to ignore the horse's emissions.The Queen politely turns to President Trump and says: "Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets. I am sure that you understand that there are some things that even a Queen can not control."President Trump, being presidential responded; "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
  5. Blackburn Buccaneer , maritime strike aircraft
  6. Thanks for that, couldn't think of anything aviation related, so I picked this for a laugh!
  7. Why oh why, do i always end up with the rugby club tour !!
  8. Temps here for the next few days. Summer has arrived ! Wed Dec 18 Thu Dec 19 Fri Dec 20 Sat Dec 21 Sun Dec 22 Mon Dec 23 Tue Dec 24 Mostly sunny Mostly sunny Windy Mostly cloudy Mostly sunny Mostly cloudy Mostly sunny Maximum 44°C 44°C 47°C 32°C 31°C 36°C 37°C Minimum 20°C 21°C 21°C 19°C 9°C 11°C 14°C Chance of Rain 5% 5% 60% 30% 10% 20%
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