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    Brett
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  1. My bank account is looking good, I'm saving a ton of money on Christmas because I said President Trump was doing a great job during Thanksgiving dinner. Seems his economic plan is working.
  2. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
  3. A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over. "It's only fair to warn you, Jody, I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf." "Well, since you're being honest, so will I," she said. "I'm a hooker." "I see," said Bill as he thought for a moment. "Well, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
  4. Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?" The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try." And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."
  5. The priest was walking down the street looking sad. "What happened," asked a parishioner? "I am afraid someone from the parish stole my umbrella." "Here's what you do, priest. Next sermon talk about the 10 commandments and look around when you quote ‘thou shall not steal' and see who bows his head in shame." Next week the priest walks happily down the avenue, twirling his umbrella. The smart parishioner says "I see my advice worked." "Not exactly," said the priest, "when I reached ‘Thou shall not commit adultery', I remembered where I forgot it."
  6. Nicely done moving the Baton forward Brian, a shame someone left it in such a sad state. Very handsome club paint job and smart work taking a twin up through those mountain ranges. Great pics too sir.
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    Thunderbolt looks great on the Thunderbolt. Wonderful set of captures.
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