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Her Majesty awaiting the arrival of a well known ginger twat.......   One she's related to and the other now thinks he's a king!!! 

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Two aerials decided to get married, after the wedding the crowd said that the ceremony was not to good but the reception was great...........
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I've come to the conclusions that cheap circumcisions are a rip off!:wacko2:

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money

from you, I'm doing community service this week.’

 

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

 

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

 

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,

I'm doing community service this week.’

 

The cop was happy and left the shop

 

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

 

 Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied,

'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.’

 

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

 

 The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

 

 And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Today I saw this headline and thought it belonged in the joke section.

Listen: Defunding Police Would Make Us Safer ...

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