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So this post is open for any COVID-19 news, facts, and humour, in-fact anything you think will raise our viewers spirits.

So to start - 

With the majority of sports events now cancelled Sky Sports are showing Origami Live, it’s on "Paper View"

 

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Read yesterday that there are so many Delta jets laid up in Atlanta that they are resorting to parking them on runways.  For a time, three of the five runways were closed due to aircraft parking.  Not sure if that's still the case as some of the unused aircraft are probably being ferried out to Mojave and other places for medium-term layup.  Storage in the high desert is easier on them.

John

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A chap on a tractor drove past today, he was shouting "it's the end of the world", "it's the end of the world".

I think it was Farmer Geddon!

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Heard a psychiatrist on TV say to have inner peace during these uncertain times that we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked through my house for things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Scotch, a bottle of Tequila, a bodle of some old Pinot, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.  You haf no idr how fablus I fele rite now. Sned this to alll who neeed inner piss. An telum u luvum.

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In order to save toilet paper, the washrooms on this aircraft are now locked,  Also to avoid the aircraft being quarantined elsewhere, this is a non-stop flight from London to Sydney! !:thanks:

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Borrowing from Dodgy's digital sig, Deja Flu, that feeling we've been infected by something from China before...

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There's a new cough remedy to make Kung Flu patients less contagious to others.   They give them a quart (OK, a liter) of prune juice and they don't dare cough.

 

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New dietary recommendations for Kung Flu patients - they're limiting them to pizza and pancakes, because those are the only foods that they can slide under the door.

 

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