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"The bad news is those dang peaceniks stuck again", said Colonel Buzztop, "but the good news is they brought us beer"   

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Schmedlap, check that loadout again.  Are you sure the noses are green?  There is no green listed for warhead marking.  Yellow is HE, brown is frag, white is illuminating, red is incendiary, gray is smoke, black is armor piercing, blue is inert.  There is no entry for green.

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And the winner Paul with 

On 20/04/2019 at 00:32, Holdit said:

"Heineken...refreshes the parts other rocket pods can't reach."

Over to you mate!

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Man arrested as Ryanair insist this is the closest airport to Paris..

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Man uses toilet on Areoflot  flight from Moscow to Valdivostok.

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For the last time, will you please tell us where you hid the keys to the airplane!

 

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Look, just because that British test pilot wore a suit while flying and rolled the Vulcan does not mean that you can do the same with our cargo plane!!

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I have seen all your movies and you are charged with assault on the senses.

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P3D True Earth pilot told frame rates do reach double figures when far away from London . . .

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We have a winner:

On 14/05/2019 at 10:59, Tim_A said:

"Sir, I've told you before: Godot is not on this flight!"

Over to you, Vlad, I mean, Tim. :)

 

 

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Following Brexit, the queues for people wanting to come to Britain have somewhat shrunk!

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