Philmurfin

I like that one, thanks. Here's a few puns.... · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! · How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. · I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. · They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. · I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. · This girl said she

A penguin walked into the bar and said I’m looking for my brother. “What does he look like” asked the barman.

Nellie the elephant has tested positive for covid. When asked where she got it from she said TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

I treated both episodes like a world cup final, loads of nibbles and never moved! Best..... Phil

I sat down in front of the computer screen for 4 hours today and I just couldn't leave it, something I would never, ever do, but why? Because I was watching the Virtual Air Tatto. It should have been Fairford this weekend but obviously, that's not happening. Instead the organizers have put together 2 x 4 hour programs, visiting, the pilots, their aircraft, their bases and loads of other stuff including bits of last years show. It's really laid back, albeit that it's led by and RAF Group Captain, ex Phantom and Tornado pilot. I'm sure a lot here would love it, if you don't get th

A chap on a tractor drove past today, he was shouting "it's the end of the world", "it's the end of the world". I think it was Farmer Geddon!

An excellent site - Thank you

A lovely set of photos, I enjoyed them thanks, where is that please? Phil

Hello, Does anyone know of a modern version of a trike for P3d please, I'm still using the AirCreation trike from fsx, running it in P3d. I do use Ant's Drifter and it's very good but I would prefer to use something that's more common in the UK. Thanks Phil

I downloaded this yesterday and flew it last evening, I'm enjoying the photoscenery however, I turn off the buildings and trees. to me they don't improve anything.

Re blowin in the wind, they reckon it's all to do with global warming. Don't forget, "the times they are a changin".

A rather ‘frustrated’ woman went to the supermarket to try to take her mind off her overly erotic thoughts. As she moved through the aisles she saw bananas and apples and so many things that made her recall rather than forget her erotic mood. She ended up buying far more than she needed. When she arrived at the checkout there was a young man packing bags. As he packed her bags his muscles gleamed under the fluorescent lights and she could make out the contours of his fit body under his tight T-shirt and trousers. She could hardly control herself. After she paid she asked

With all the politics going off in Spain recently, it reminded me of an occasion years ago when I went to spend a penny. On the wall in front of where I stood someone had scribed " Free Baader Meinofff" below it someone else had scribed " with every packet of cornflakes"