Philmurfin

He was a genuine nice guy. God bless him and his family.

The Golden Saloon A guy comes home completely drunk one night, he lurches through the doorand is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.‘Where the hell have you been all night?’ she demands.‘At this fantastic new bar,’ he says. ‘The Golden Saloon, everything there is golden.It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – hell, even the urinal’s gold!’The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book,finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.‘Is this the Gold

Sorry, I must be the wrong Phil, I'm very happy with my AMD Vega 11 thanks. Best.... Phil M

In that case it will have to wait till tomorrow! Thanks

Oh that's not too bad Brett thanks, I'm glad it's not something silly big!

Thanks for the tip, do we know how big the up-date is please?

It would be good if they would sort their silly tower blocks out. I live in the Peak District National Park, not an area known for tower block, shame the msfs scenery designers don't understand that. The 500year old farm accross the road is a tower block, I live in an even older property, oh no I don't it's a modern red brick bungalow, hey oh!

I like that one, thanks. Here's a few puns.... · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! · How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. · I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. · They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. · I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. · This girl said she

A penguin walked into the bar and said I’m looking for my brother. “What does he look like” asked the barman.

Nellie the elephant has tested positive for covid. When asked where she got it from she said TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

I treated both episodes like a world cup final, loads of nibbles and never moved! Best..... Phil

I sat down in front of the computer screen for 4 hours today and I just couldn't leave it, something I would never, ever do, but why? Because I was watching the Virtual Air Tatto. It should have been Fairford this weekend but obviously, that's not happening. Instead the organizers have put together 2 x 4 hour programs, visiting, the pilots, their aircraft, their bases and loads of other stuff including bits of last years show. It's really laid back, albeit that it's led by and RAF Group Captain, ex Phantom and Tornado pilot. I'm sure a lot here would love it, if you don't get th

A chap on a tractor drove past today, he was shouting "it's the end of the world", "it's the end of the world". I think it was Farmer Geddon!