Jump to content

CAT3508

Members
  • Content Count

    827
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    34
  • Country

    Australia

Everything posted by CAT3508

  1. Colonoscopy (Smile, you're on candid camera)
  2. Dennis Waterman: Minder and New Tricks star dies aged 74 - BBC News
  3. Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and banged skinny long-legged big-titted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, martinis and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his f
×
×
  • Create New...