brett

Scandal

Themed Rollercoasters

Correctness

Apparition

Oldie but goodie... A British soldier was in the desert in Afghanistan when a Taliban crawled to him over the desert. “give me water” he said. The British soldier replied-I don’t have water, the well is dry., would you like to buy a tie instead. They are only 5 gbp each. You idiot, said the Taliban, I am desperate for water. I don’t need an overpriced tie. OK, I don’t like the Taliban, and you wont buy a tie, said the soldier, but I am fair minded, so I will tell you that if you can crawl 2 miles to the east beyond the hill, you will find the Sergeant’s mess .It has all the ice co

Drag Racing

She is fun to fly no doubt, nice shots and livery James.

Acquaintances

Had it the other day out with the missus, Shrimp Pasta, yummy.

Twerking

Thanks Tim. Despite the cons this course could very well helps those just starting out.

Great set of shots Dolf.

Bunker

A man and his wife were having some problems at home And were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him At 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, When he noticed a piece

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