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  1. Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers, ban sober drivers from driving, that’s how gun control works.
  2. During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees. Inspired by the story, the doctor said, You must be one hell of an outdoorsman! NAH, he replied, I'm just a terrible golfer.
  3. Where's Morgan Freeman, shouldn't he be narrating this.
  4. "Scrape the paint of this bird Walt" Walt knows this is the kind of job you get right before being laid off.
  5. Gives auditory warning with all real close rear end crashes.
  6. Happy belated Birthday John, may life treat you always a step above well.
  7. Dec 12 red eye flight + plane full of Labor Party members = Instant Migraine
  8. I always had trouble with that mission, sometimes it worked and sometimes not. I gather it has something to do with areas that the mission code requires for a "Pass" result on that node. If everything else works with FSX and this is your only problem than it's only with this missions parameters that is your woe. One thing I noticed in flying a mission a few times is that one tends to think ahead of the mission and looking at the .xml one needs to hit the ten miles out trigger first to then hit the shuttle in sight one, in other words fly it like you would the first time(that you won the r
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