Tristarcaptain 282 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Buster Pork Chop and his unfeasibly large testicles.....! (Viz readers will get this!!) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J G 926 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) The Blackburn Botha had a nasty reputation for killing its crews so this pig had a lot of balls to have its delivery to market on such an aeroplane . Here we see it being towed to the waiting aircraft. (now it is aviation related 😊) Edited December 29, 2019 by J G Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Trump trying to get home in disguise after being caught at a brothel! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Mr Wun Hung Lo wonders just how this raffle prize will fit in the oven! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,142 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Gives auditory warning with all real close rear end crashes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Mr Hung Lo wanted new saddle bags for his trike! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 When Trevor went over to collect his internet Thai Bride , this wasn't quite what he was expecting! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 First rule of online shopping, always check the dimensions before clicking "Pay Now". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 We ordered pork balls from the new chinese takeaway, this wasn't quite what we had in mind!...............there was no room on the dish for the rice! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 If he doesn't behave I'm going to do a wheelstand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,302 Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Pilot checks the undercarriage is down before landing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 254 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Well!, the entries seem to have stopped coming in, so I guess its time to hand over to someone else. Some funny entries, but I am giving this one to Mutley our founder. Take it away Joe 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,302 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Thanks Neil, I'm on the case Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,302 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 So I wonder what helpful information this lady was being given? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 "So your fetish is to be humiliated and treated like dirt? You need to go that way..." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J G 926 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 I am sorry madam I can't let you onto your flight as you haven't paid to use the stairs, to have your luggage put on the plane, or to talk to the cabin crew. You had best go back to the airline desk to do that. You might also want to pay for disembarking in advance, and for leg room as you are not a double amputee. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
needles 958 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Yes madam, the ladies hair salon is just down there on the right. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Yes Madam , our airline flies the newest safest aircraft. The 737-Max! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 So if you want to go to an airport that isn't remotely near where you're staying I'd recommend Ryanair. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 I must admit it's the first time I've ever had to give directions to an Afghan Hound. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 To be sure madam , just follow all these lovely people, they've no idea where they're going either! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Have you seen the woman in the grey coat? she has no idea that she's covered in sanitary towels! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 No sir. You have the wrong place. The area for travelers is in the car park at Tesco's just over the road...you can't miss all of the caravans and rubbish. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J G 926 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 I am sorry to hear you have missed Etihad flight madam, we will get you on the next one and still get you there before those jokers would! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) Euthanasia Airlines.....? Just go through the Departure Gates next to Gate 4. Edited January 24, 2020 by Tristarcaptain 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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