J G 924 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 One those who have flown with Ryan Air and are Monty Python fans...... Crucifixion? Take a cross and go to the Ryan Air Desk. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,218 Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Ok, the winner is JG with 'Crucifixion?' ... In tribute to Terry Jones, Brian's mother. 'he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,218 Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 OK, a no show from JG, so try this one? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted February 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 Hey Hooman, did you just dump in my lake!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted February 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 OK So it's a pink Hippo, Hey , I'm not fussy! ........come to mummy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted February 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 Oh Craaaaaaaaap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 246 Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 That's what you call a Hippo Pottom Bottom ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 What man? I can only see two hippos! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,218 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Our winner is.. On 22/02/2020 at 01:23, CAT3508 said: That's what you call a Hippo Pottom Bottom ! Over to you Neil! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 246 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Well that didn't last long, Thanks Joe. Have a go at this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Democrats unveil their plans for a leaner USAF. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 "Just what is the take off speed of this thing?" "Just a bit faster..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 The U.S. DoD confirms that it now prepared to sell reduced capability F-15 Eagles to Third World Countries. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 North Korea says it is now ready to tackle any American aggression with it's own fleet of F-15s. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 US Military officials deny all allegations of giving excessive growth hormones to fighter pilots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 Too late, the USAF discover that the new paint coverings the F-15s makes them shrink in the rain! Entire fleet signed over to Toys-R-Us! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 834 Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 RAF unveils its new F35 Lightning simulator Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 246 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well this seems to have come to a screaming halt, so I think that i will give this one to Tristarcaptain, for a few amusing entries. Take it away Martin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Thanks Neil. Okay...lets have some fun with this one....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,218 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Social distancing at the extreme? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 That'll stop the little bugger vandalising my wipers again! ....Die ya motherf***er! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 This isn't In India kid! You can't hang on the outside anymore! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 I wondered why she felt nose heavy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Hey, it's bring your brat to work day! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Okay...trying to keep this section moving along. Joe....you win for your very timely caption. You are in charge now, chief!! Take it way...(without the kid on the windshield!!) Martin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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