mutley 4,255 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Thanks Martin, so what's going on here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 311 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 Willy Walsh has got a small one.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 The Captain kept hitting on me, so I put some bromide in his coffee whenever I make him one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,134 Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 I love it when you tickle me there.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 " So I said to this creep, , I don't care what you're packing honey, I can still a better suck elsewhere! These CFMs will out do you anytime!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 " So then she said to the captain, "I'm Hot, can you turn that big fan on under the wing??". Well she was even hotter after that! Don't think she'll ever work gain, Freddy Kruger eat your heart out!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 " Make us redundant? No chance!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted September 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) Girl 1 " Did you hear about the guy getting sucked into one of these last week?" Girl 2 " You've just reminded me, I must pick up some mince for the Chilli tonight!" Edited September 25, 2020 by dodgy-alan typo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,255 Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 25/09/2020 at 01:33, dodgy-alan said: Girl 1 " Did you hear about the guy getting sucked into one of these last week?" Girl 2 " You've just reminded me, I must pick up some mince for the Chilli tonight!" Nice one Al! Over to you for the next one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 (edited) Thanks Joe, Try this one. Edited September 29, 2020 by dodgy-alan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,134 Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Why? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,255 Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Air India's new budget airline. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,255 Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Beatle mania? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted October 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2020 On 05/10/2020 at 15:22, mutley said: Air India's new budget airline. Giving this one to you Joe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,255 Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Thanks Alan, so what can you make of this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Gee...things must be bad over there. I did not know that static aircraft had to wear a Covid mask! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Gee...I wonder what the pilot was up to last night?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Guitarist: 'Ahhh...I wondered where I had left my G string'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,134 Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Rules are rules... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted October 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 Finally the flight attendent discovered where the co-pilot had hidden her thong after Mile-High club entry! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted October 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 When you can't find the proper flags so you raid the passengers bikini sets instead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,577 Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 Wakey WAAAAAKEY!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,255 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Thanks Alan, The winner is- On 17/10/2020 at 20:21, Tristarcaptain said: Gee...things must be bad over there. I did not know that static aircraft had to wear a Covid mask! Over to you Martin! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 277 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Thanks Joe...lets go with this one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 867 Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 It’ll buff out . . . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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