mutley 4,195 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Thanks Martin, so what's going on here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 311 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Willy Walsh has got a small one.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 276 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 The Captain kept hitting on me, so I put some bromide in his coffee whenever I make him one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,128 Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 I love it when you tickle me there.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 " So I said to this creep, , I don't care what you're packing honey, I can still a better suck elsewhere! These CFMs will out do you anytime!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 " So then she said to the captain, "I'm Hot, can you turn that big fan on under the wing??". Well she was even hotter after that! Don't think she'll ever work gain, Freddy Kruger eat your heart out!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 " Make us redundant? No chance!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted September 25 Author Report Share Posted September 25 (edited) Girl 1 " Did you hear about the guy getting sucked into one of these last week?" Girl 2 " You've just reminded me, I must pick up some mince for the Chilli tonight!" Edited September 25 by dodgy-alan typo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,195 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 On 25/09/2020 at 01:33, dodgy-alan said: Girl 1 " Did you hear about the guy getting sucked into one of these last week?" Girl 2 " You've just reminded me, I must pick up some mince for the Chilli tonight!" Nice one Al! Over to you for the next one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 (edited) Thanks Joe, Try this one. Edited September 29 by dodgy-alan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,128 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Why? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,195 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Air India's new budget airline. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,195 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Beatle mania? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted October 16 Author Report Share Posted October 16 On 05/10/2020 at 15:22, mutley said: Air India's new budget airline. Giving this one to you Joe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,195 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Thanks Alan, so what can you make of this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 276 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Gee...things must be bad over there. I did not know that static aircraft had to wear a Covid mask! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 276 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Gee...I wonder what the pilot was up to last night?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 276 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Guitarist: 'Ahhh...I wondered where I had left my G string'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,128 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Rules are rules... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 Finally the flight attendent discovered where the co-pilot had hidden her thong after Mile-High club entry! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,572 Posted October 23 Author Report Share Posted October 23 When you can't find the proper flags so you raid the passengers bikini sets instead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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