hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1002740403086916 Should would even without a Facebook ID Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 :rofl: Nice one Kieran. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 at 250 knots Santa is going to have a very very long night. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Come on, the Irish Aer Corps only have PC-9s! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Well then, it was mighty nice of Santa to slow from Mach 145 (a total out of arse estimate of the speed required to get to every chimney on the planet in one night) down to 250kts so the airforce could reassure good Irish kids that their packages would be ever so slightly delayed. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Speaking of which. Someone needs to track this Santa character down. He is clearly in possession of some advanced, if not Alien technology. Clearly he is in possession of a "sleigh" with anti gravity/VTOL/STOL capability and a top speed close to the speed of light, or there is no way he could get his job done in one night. Alternately he might have a device capable of Time Dilation technology that allows him to spread his Personal Year out into what he experiences as 365 of our Day and Nights, but which we experience as One Night...which means he would be a quick red and white blur at the corner of our vision if he was in our presence...he could probably even work during the day so long as the Reindeer motors on the Sleigh are set to jog the sleigh back and forth a bit to keep a stable image from forming on our retinas if we happened to look up at That particular rooftop during the second or so while he is busy inside. We take it for granted that this guy is a Benevolent person, but should we? He is able to cross international boundaries with impunity and only shows up on radar for Token apperances on Christmas night...i submit those apperances are only to reinforce his Cover Story. I firmly believe Santa Claus is a spy for hire. He has access to the homes of EVERY world leader on the planet...clearly he is a potential security risk. Who knows what kind of presents he leaves for the Directors of the CIA and MI-5...or from who's wall safe those presents came from. Just saying...maybe we take this guy too much for granted. Link to post Share on other sites
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