mutley 4,495 Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 This could apply to a lot of airlines :wink: * Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. * Join our frequent near-miss program. * Ask about our out-of-court settlements. * Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off! * Complimentary champagne in free-fall. * Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. * The kids will love our inflatable slides. * You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane! * Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose. * Delta: We might be landing on your street! * Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. * Bring a bathing suit. * So that's what these buttons do! * Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. * Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. Cheers Link to post Share on other sites
dgor 0 Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 :wink: * Continental: Not Quite the Worst Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted August 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 * Ryanair: We'll make you pay :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
Airbus 0 Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ryanair: Priority evacuation. After the SOS demo the crew will then pass through the cabin with yellow Priority evacuation cards for Link to post Share on other sites
dgor 0 Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 * Ryanair: Always remember you get what you pay for :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted August 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ryanair: Priority evacuation. After the SOS demo the crew will then pass through the cabin with yellow Priority evacuation cards for Link to post Share on other sites
dgor 0 Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Flybe: Hidden charges are fun! (I recently tried booking 3 seats with them from Belfast to Manchester. The seats were marked as " Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 HeHe! Ryanair : Buses with wings and *cough* cheaper! Kieran Link to post Share on other sites
TapA321 0 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 :dance2: Flybe: Better late than never Link to post Share on other sites
Airbus 0 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Ryanair: After check-in. Proceed through the bushes to the aircraft Dont know if you seen this before somehwere. but it made me laugh Funny 'plane maintanance facts- Qantas' pilots fill out a "gripe sheet'' after flights to tell engineers... ..problems(marked P)found on the 'plane. These are some of the actual solutions(marked S)that the Qantas engineers came up with: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement S: Almost replaced left inside main tire P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back-order P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear S: Evidence removed P: DME volume unbelievably loud S: DME volume set to more believable level P: IFF inoperative S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode P: Aircraft handles funny S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, & be serious P: Target radar hums S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed P: Noise coming from under instrument panel Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Hammer taken away from midget Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Cheers Matt, The oldies are the goodies and it would come from the Ozzies Link to post Share on other sites
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