simi_av8r 0 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 The Three Little Pigs (Updated for the 21st century) Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite, please" said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke, diet please" said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer!" said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "i'll have a banana split with fudge sauce," said the first piggy. "I fancy the strawberry cheesecake," said the second piggy, "with ice cream please", "and I want beer, lots and lots of beer!" exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "But why have you only ordered beer all evening?" The third piggy says, "Well, somebody has to go 'wee, wee, wee, all the way home!' " . .. ... .... ... .. . Thank you, i've been Simi_Av8r.........I'll get me coat then Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Haha! don't call us ... Cheers Simi, I needed cheering up! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 I like it... John Link to post Share on other sites
ddavid 149 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Nice one, Sim - but don't give up the dayjob! BTW, was the third piggy French..... Cheers - Dai. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Dai, I get the play on "wee" = "oui", but I suspect he was not French, or he'd have been swilling wine. Bit early there, isn't it? I haven't gone to bed yet and you're up waxing humorous. John Link to post Share on other sites
ddavid 149 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Up Betimes, my old Cockney Sparrer! Cheers - Dai. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Just what I needed after a boring day at the office Link to post Share on other sites
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