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"Last time I saw a flying rug was when the Major Generals' wig blew off."

Two men ran out to the course for a quick nine after work. They get to the tee and see two ladies playing ahead of them. One of the men complains that the ladies will slow them down and says he is going to ask if they can play through. He goes halfway to the ladies and turns back. The other man asked what was wrong. The man said, "I can't go up there that's my wife and my mistress." So the other man says he will go. He goes halfway and comes back. His partner asked what happened and the man replied, "Small world, huh?"

If there's not, there ought to be. John

Haha, that's if he gets to keep his license. Asked him or interrogated him.