An Englishman, a Scotsman and country bumpkin from outside Dublin found themselves in a pub with no other guests. The Englishman stepped forward and said, "Hello! I'm George, born on St. George’s Day, so my parents called me George after the Patron Saint of England!"
"That's uncanny, said the Scotsman, "my name is Andrew, and mine named me on St Andrew's Day, too!
The face of the farmer from Ireland lit up and said, "Heaven above! Amazing! Guess what...!"
Before he could answer, they both said, "Don't tell, it's Patrick, right?"
"No, he answered, it's Pancake."