mutley 4,497 Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 So this post is open for any COVID-19 news, facts, and humour, in-fact anything you think will raise our viewers spirits. So to start - With the majority of sports events now cancelled Sky Sports are showing Origami Live, it’s on "Paper View" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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mutley 4,497 Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 Flying an interesting flight plan? Share it here! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 Read yesterday that there are so many Delta jets laid up in Atlanta that they are resorting to parking them on runways. For a time, three of the five runways were closed due to aircraft parking. Not sure if that's still the case as some of the unused aircraft are probably being ferried out to Mojave and other places for medium-term layup. Storage in the high desert is easier on them. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Philmurfin 51 Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 A chap on a tractor drove past today, he was shouting "it's the end of the world", "it's the end of the world". I think it was Farmer Geddon! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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mutley 4,497 Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 As our very own Needles would say... 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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allardjd 1,853 Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 Heard a psychiatrist on TV say to have inner peace during these uncertain times that we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house for things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Scotch, a bottle of Tequila, a bodle of some old Pinot, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. You haf no idr how fablus I fele rite now. Sned this to alll who neeed inner piss. An telum u luvum. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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mutley 4,497 Posted March 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Seen locally.. sgYsBllu-LhwE8yN.mp4 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 In order to save toilet paper, the washrooms on this aircraft are now locked, Also to avoid the aircraft being quarantined elsewhere, this is a non-stop flight from London to Sydney! ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Working from home is causing a few problems! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 I knew I'd find a new use for these eventually! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 In a bid to cut down on close contact, my FSX airliners will now be flying empty ! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Sure that's not just a reflection of your flying skills? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Borrowing from Dodgy's digital sig, Deja Flu, that feeling we've been infected by something from China before... John 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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allardjd 1,853 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Lego my TP!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 There's a new cough remedy to make Kung Flu patients less contagious to others. They give them a quart (OK, a liter) of prune juice and they don't dare cough. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 New dietary recommendations for Kung Flu patients - they're limiting them to pizza and pancakes, because those are the only foods that they can slide under the door. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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