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    Phil Murfin
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  1. I recently spent £16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbour's cows! He's like a machine! I don't
  2. Here's an interesting article with pics of the Lightning being built back in 1961. https://www.lancs.live/news/local-news/nostalgia/preston-built-fighter-jets-protected-23418709
  3. Failure Rate for SSDs It's interesting to see these figures so we can compare them to HDD failures. Best advice is to remember to always back up your valuable data. https://www.backblaze.com/blog/ssd-edition-2021-drive-stats-review
  4. Whenever I've been on I have always found it to be a friendly place. I also really like the joke section and contribute from time to time. Phil
  5. Abbso blinkin lutely, I'll be the first in the queue.
  6. He was a genuine nice guy. God bless him and his family.
  7. The Golden Saloon A guy comes home completely drunk one night, he lurches through the doorand is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.‘Where the hell have you been all night?’ she demands.‘At this fantastic new bar,’ he says. ‘The Golden Saloon, everything there is golden.It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – hell, even the urinal’s gold!’The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book,finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.‘Is this the Gold
  8. Sorry, I must be the wrong Phil, I'm very happy with my AMD Vega 11 thanks. Best.... Phil M
  9. It would be good if they would sort their silly tower blocks out. I live in the Peak District National Park, not an area known for tower block, shame the msfs scenery designers don't understand that. The 500year old farm accross the road is a tower block, I live in an even older property, oh no I don't it's a modern red brick bungalow, hey oh!
  10. I like that one, thanks. Here's a few puns.... · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! · How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. · I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. · They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. · I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. · This girl said she
  11. A penguin walked into the bar and said I’m looking for my brother. “What does he look like” asked the barman.
  12. Nellie the elephant has tested positive for covid. When asked where she got it from she said TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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