A Joke that's actually Funny

[TapA321 0]

Hey guys,

I was told a joke by a mate at school today and it was the first joke that I have actually laughed at for quite some time. Dunno if it will be to your taste but I found it quite funny ....

Two men meet in the afterlife. Both of them have died in different ways. The first man says to the other man, "How did you die?" The man said, "I froze to death".

The first man said, "Really, what's it like to freeze to death?". The second man says, "oh it's not so bad, you feel numb and cold, and then just fall asleep and die."

The second man then asks the first man how he died. He said that he had a heart attack. The second man then asks, "how did you die from a heart attack"?

The first man then explains. "Well, I'd been suspicious that my wife had been cheating on me, and that particularly evening, I noticed a stranger's car parked outside the neighbour's house, which made me even more suspicious. So when I entered the house, my wife was in the kitchen. She had a guilty look about her, and I could just tell that the man was in the house somewhere. So I ran up the stairs, I searched in all the cupboards, I ran into the basement, I checked under the stairs and even in the attic. While rushing up the ladder to the attic, I suffered from serious pains in my heart and fell off the ladder, and crashed to the ground."

The second man then says.. "oh. Well you should have looked in the freezer"

Cheers,

George

[wisemanp 0]

Haha! Nice one!

[mike H 456]

Very Good George it made me laugh.

[SEATAC 400]

Funny

[needles 1,013]

:smile: