brett 2,308 Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Nice aircraft, looks ready for business. Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 News flash! In a turn around to his previous statement, Mr. PanzerFodder has now decided to keep all his staff on the payroll at the Flying Circus. Talking to a reporter from "Bodge'it and Scarper" a Danish aerospace maintenance magazine, Panzer said that his company had just received an unexpected bonus in the European sector when a main competitor pulled the plug on it's European operations for no apparent reason, leaving several of it's clients "up the creek without a paddle" and they came to PFC looking for a more reliable air haulage company. Mr Fodder said that his crews have been working around the clock to accommodate all these new contracts, and he had been forced to take on more staff to fulfill these new goals, and keep all his new clients happy. Other News. Isabelle Parker, now promoted to Senior Captain will be flying out to Bornholm island tomorrow, She will be taking charge of the hauling operations at the new base, we wish her every success in her new role. New Faces at PFC. We would like to welcome two new pilots to the circus, Captain John Thomas, and CPL Nancy Swallows. Capt Thomas has already taken up his post at EKRN and will pilot the new Embraer 175, he has been busy for the last couple of days learning the systems on the new aircraft, good luck to him with that one!. Miss Swallows has come to us from a local flying school with a skill rating of 100%, she will be filling Isabelle Parkers shoe's following her recent departure to the European sector, a very tall order indeed. . Link to post Share on other sites
Sabre 28 Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Nancy Swallows Really!!! I bet she does!! At least it explains how she got the job :rofl: Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Fleet Expansion. PanzerFodders Flying Circus has managed to purchase another Embraer 175 for duty in the European sector, Mr Fodder had talks with Brazilian operator TRIP Airlines yesterday and agreed to buy one of their surplus aircraft. Other News. Nancy Swallows has been gobbling up the jobs around Quesnel, British Columbia, and has just received a promotion to the rank of fATPL. Her promotion has enabled Nancy to move up to a bigger aircraft, and Mr Fodder has arranged for her ageing Cessna 182RG to be replaced by a newer Pilatus PC12, the new aircraft arrived at Quesnel earlier this afternoon. Cool, Aye? Link to post Share on other sites
Sabre 28 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Nice update Graham seems the Circus is thriving. The Embraer looks good (still not tempted though). How are you managing to juggle the European and Canadian bases? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 Things are looking rosey under the big top, glad to hear it. Congrats on the new aircraft and the expansion, your company will soon be the Barnum&Bailey of the freight hauling buisness. Good luck Panz Mr. Fodder. Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 How are you managing to juggle the European and Canadian bases? I'm not juggling anything mate, I'll leave that Act for the other circus clowns. Promotions at PFC. After very good week financially at PFC, PanzerFodder has decided to give the following staff a promotion and a pay rise to show his appreciation of the great effort made by them during this extremely busy period. Evelyn Shepherd, promoted to Training Capitan. Amy Ferguson, promoted to Training Capitan, Isabelle Parker, promoted to Senior Capitan. Savannah Gisborne, Promoted to Senior Capitan. Ella Snyder, Promoted to Senior Capitan. John Thomas, Promoted to Senior Capitan. Nancy Swallows, Promoted to 2nd Officer. (just wonder how I'm going to pay the bill for all this lot at the end of the month ) Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Nobody noticed a dodgy deal going down in the background of the Embraer TRIP photo then? . (come on! open your eyes chaps, it took me ages to set that shot up ) . Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Saw them in the background and figured it was the final, under the table payment plan for the jet. Link to post Share on other sites
Sabre 28 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 I do now notice that Sabre's brother is sitting watching benignly with the usual can in hand, so its something shady . . . Yeah I figured it's safer with him on the ground keep an eye on dodgy deals than it is having him fly. SAD had been wondering why all the Circus pilots were wearing clowns feet while flying - the truth will out when the DEA raid the hillbilly town Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Fleet Expansion. The rapid fleet expansion at PFC continues this week with the arrival of a Bombardier Dash 8 Q400 aircraft at Pincher Creek. PanzerFodder agreed to help out an old buddy at the now struggling Air Canada company by taking one of its surplus aircraft off his hands. The ex-passenger aircraft will undergo a complete refit and be converted to a cargo carrier at the PFC base over the next couple of weeks. Boss man, PanzerFodder recons that it's going to cost about a million and a half to convert the aircraft, but said that he is certain it will be money well spent. The speed and cargo capacity of the Dash 8 Q400 will enable his crews to fly further and faster, and with a much greater payload than any of the local PNW competition can manage at this time. Test Pilots, Madeleine Cowan and sister Randy, fly the new Dash 8 Q400 back to the base at Pincher Creek Other News. Promotions were in the air again this week. Louie Mann, promoted to Training Capitan . Isabelle Parker, promoted to Training Capitan. (there you go Mike ). Link to post Share on other sites
rosariomanzo 545 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Congrats on your fleet expansion and promotions. Time is coming to get heavy? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Things sure are looking good up the Creek, save some work for the little guys in the area. Link to post Share on other sites
Sabre 28 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Didn't anybody tell you that size isn't everything Graham All these big boys will be the downfall of the Circus if you're not careful Nice update though matey and congratulations on the promotions Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 PFC Goes Dutch. The owner of PFC has just announced to the press that he has opened a second base in Europe. Mr Fodder had talks with members of the Dutch Aviation Authority last week, and has been given permission to start a hauling operation from EHRD Rotterdam in the Netherlands. When questioned by concerned reporters about the rapid growth of the Flying Circus into the Netherlands, Mr Fodder replied that since one of his major competitors pulled out of Europe a few weeks ago, a lot of new doors had opened up for his company, and that it has given him the perfect opportunity to try out his new airport scenery that he bought at the Aerosoft sale a while back. Also saying that Holland was a very good choice because he's been looking for another dyke to stick his finger in, since Mrs SAD disappeared from the scene a couple of weeks ago! Ella Snyder flew the first contract flight out of Rotterdam to the UK, in Bunny#2 earlier today. Other News. Recently promoted Louie Mann has smashed up his Embraer 175 for the third time this week, the latest prang up cost the insurance company over one million dollars to put right, looks like Louie will be heading back to moose land in the very near future if he can't pull himself together ASAP. (Panzer says! you just don't seem to get this problem with the female pilots ) Link to post Share on other sites
The red barron 41 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Great news on the expansion and I love that re-paint! I feel though that Louie Mann is simply 'clowning' around and would fly a lot better if it wasn't for the fact he was flying in a pair of clown shoes btw noticed this is your 737 post, is this a clue to the next act from the circus? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Nothing more exciting than when the Circus comes to town. Good luck with the new base. Sounds like Louie needs to be punished, maybe send him to the Time Out Corner Cessna Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 I feel though that Louie Mann is simply 'clowning' around and would fly a lot better if it wasn't for the fact he was flying in a pair of clown shoes btw noticed this is your 737 post, is this a clue to the next act from the circus? Pilot Louie Mann Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Nice uniform - I especially like the Orville Redenbacher tie. Do your pilots arrive on the ramp in a tiny little car and all pile out of it in an impossibly long stream? John Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Nice one, Brett , that's just what he turns up to work dressed like . @John, the only impossibley long line up around here is the one for the toilet Oops, sorry!, I have just been informed that it's now called a "POWDER ROOM". (ruddy woman, Aye! ) Cheer's...Graham... Link to post Share on other sites
rosariomanzo 545 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Lol, this update made my day. Congrats on your new base, free cornetto and cappuccino when you will be in Naples one day. Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted April 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Fleet Expansion Money Bags, PanzerFodder managed to blow 21 million dollars in less than five minutes today. Continuing his aggressive expansion in the Europe sector PF has now added another Embraer 175 and a larger Embraer 195 to the Flying Circus fleet. Mr. Fodder joked with a pressman about another purchase he made on the same day, a vintage Dornier Do-27, saying that the plane is a total loss for carrying any heavy loads of cargo, but he has been waiting for one for a while and when this one came up for sale, he jumped at the chance of buying it. The new Do 27 has already been stripped down and shipped to Quesnel , where Panzer will be carrying out flight trials over the Orbx NRM scenery to see if anything has changed since the latest patch. Ella Snyder views Her new Aircraft at Rotterdam Airport, whilst an official from a local Dutch bank, asks Mr Fodder for a loan. An Embraer 195 waits for fuel at Bornholme Island. Welcome to the Circus! I wonder how many clowns will fit in the back of this thing Other News. Due to the arrival of the new aircraft in Europe, a Do-328 "Bunny#2" and a Dash 8 aircraft have been sent back to the leasing company. This brings the company Monthly Overheads down to less the $600,000 per month, which is great news for all Flying Circus employees as the Boss now has enough money to pay them their salary's at the end of the month. New Faces. The increased demand for affordable and reliable air haulage services in the PNW, has caused PFC to take on new AI pilot Carroll Fisher. Carroll will be filling in around the Quesnel area for a short while before moving on to another base, Nancy Swallows has very kindly offered to show her the ins and outs of the business up there. (now thats how you run a company, Mr SAD and Co ). Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,308 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Nice job managing your assets Mr. Fodder. And Nancy's too. Like your new toy, if you work hard you should be able to play easy. Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerFodder 0 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Press Announcement. Following some misleading rumours about the financial situation of PFC, spokeswoman "Nancy Swallows" issued a statement to reporters from the cheap and nasty Western rag "Cow Poke Daily", a favourite read for the pilots at some of our competitors bases. Nancy reported that the Flying Circus is doing very well thank you, and we are in fact now looking at an opportunity to expand into the United States since a major player there seems to have lost his marbles and has started buying aircraft with lower cargo capacities than the ones he had before , saying that the PFC is more than willing to take on all of his "lost" contracts, She also mentioned that Mr Fodder was already in the States looking at suitable locations to open a new base. New Aircraft Purchased. Due to the increased demand for reliable air carriers in the BC area, we are pleased to announce that the Flying Circus now owns it's first Twatter, after two very successful days of flight trials, the new plane is now doing daily deliveries to the airport at Kamloops, and what a very profitable venture it is too, although PFC pilots have reported hearing a strange noise that sounds like a beaver chewing on a log! coming from from behind one of the hangars? Carroll Fisher blasts the new Twin Otter aircraft out of Kamloops early yesterday morning New Faces We are pleased to welcome new AI Pilot Sarah Watson to our ranks, Sarah comes to us with a lot of experience under her belt and was a former pilot at "OSE Cargo" . Maid Of The Month. This month the title goes to John Thomas who is a pilot in the European sector, he has hauled over $15,000,000.00 of cargo since he arrived here a short time ago, John gets his name and a few words of praise pinned to the notice board until the end of the month as thanks for his tremendous efforts and loyalty to the company. (Thats the end of this weeks report, think I managed to mention everybody ). Link to post Share on other sites
rosariomanzo 545 Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Oh, Sarah is there? May you please tell her to call me by phone asap? Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
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