brett 2,286 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Someone sent this to me and I figured I would pass it on : The Pilot Story Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 A beautiful tale... it brought a tear to my eye. It could be improved if the Princess married an investment banker and cheated on him with a sleazy lawyer. Scheming with the lawyer, she took her investment banker husband to the cleaners in divorce court, and both she and the lawyer were killed by a large piece of blue ice that had broken off from a passing airliner's leaking lavatory valve, as they were leaving the courthouse. The airliner is being flown by the co-pilot, while the Captain, her long-ago rejected suitor, is in the act of renewing his membership in the Mile-High Club with a 25-year old stewardess named Sharon. John Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 You'll be giving Sharon a bad name John Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 You'll be giving Sharon a bad name... Too late for that - she's got more miles on her than a 747-400 being used by a long-haul freight outfit, and more pressurization cycles than a Southwest Airlines 737. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,286 Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Always nice to hear a happy ending to a story. Now I have a tear in my eyes...... Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 345 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 "Quote" The Pilot Story So there really is a heaven? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,286 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Must be Heaven because it certainly doesn't sound like real life. Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 I think I actually know the guy! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,286 Posted August 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 If his RW life story is worse then what we made up, I don't want to here it. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 I've always enjoyed fairy tales. Link to post Share on other sites
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