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Thanks Brett. I guess Orville would have seen alot, including jets, because he passed in 1948. Cheers.

It was grandmother's 100 th birthday party and everyone was trying to make her comfortable and taking good care of her. Suddenly granny tilted to the left and someone immediately propped a pillow. Again after sometime she tilted to the right and the worried relatives propped her up with a pillow. Right enough after sometime she again tilted in front of her and a kind soul propped her up and tied her to the chair. Her nephew arrived and asked how she was and how everyone was treating her. Granny whispered in his ear ,"The buggers won't let me fart ".