hifly

Clueless

Obey

Ripped down a ceiling in a 222 year old house today, (not mine). Despite being suited, booted, hard hatted, masked and goggled still managed to get 222 years of sh.. er... stuff rain down on me. Treated timbers for woodworm. Said house is grade 2 listed, you need premission to change a lightbulb, hampered by slow bureaucracy. It has been in the same family, the Whites, since it was built in 1791. New owner is a Ms Gray! The last inhabitant was born and died there so you can imagine all the, er hum, 'modifications' over the years. Also removed boards from a boarded up fireplace 1/2 ton of

Wife

Anvil

Bolt

Titanic

Drag

Indiana

Beach. (Where I should be now.)

Shops. Shopping! AAARGH!

Diversions

Steamroller driver

Air Haulers' wife to husband. 'Can you go to the shop and buy a loaf of bread and oh, if they've got eggs get a dozen.' He comes back with 12 loaves.

Thanks Dai. I have been bothering folks on the Just Flight forum, MartinW suggested I check here for a hardware question I had, (I think they're trying to get rid of me). More jokes when they come to mind. BTW I'm hifly on the JF forum.

Nice one. Well it would be but I sort of support Arsenal Now that is a joke. Never take an atom for its' word, they make up everything. The barman says 'We don't serve your type in here.' A neutrino walks into a bar.

I mixed some oxygen with some magnesium and thought OMg