CAT3508

Lost your bottle

That's, Putin it down in a small space.!!

Cognisance

Flight1 King Air B200 now out for P3Dv4 New Complete Edition - Version 2 This is a new all-in-one Complete edition that covers the following simulators: Prepar3D v4 (with new P3D v4 specific features) Prepar3D v3 FSX Boxed FSX Steam

Polly Spiel

Diplopia

As far as I am aware, nearly all RAF bombing raids were carried out at night, particularly ,Lancaster squadrons, unlike the following quote from the Aeroplaneheaven's statement. "It did these things, unfailingly throughout the RAF Bomber Command daylight bombing offensive from 1942 right through to the end of the war. "

Raptor

Social

Manual

Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fis

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts." The bartender opens t

Think I will wrap this one up, some good captions here, but I am going to give this one to Allardjd. Take it away John.

Your Bets

Pantaloons

The answer, lies in the soil

My friend has been admitted to hospital. She was poisoned by eating a daffodil bulb that she thought was an onion. The doctor say she'll be out in the spring.

Kangaroos and Emus cannot jump backwards, just thought you would like to know.

Intermixing

She wasn't exactly flushed with success, in her quest, in taking it with her, was she !!!

Cairns is a nice place, apart from the wet season. Used to fly out of there, enroute to PNG, when I worked there in the mid 80's, flying on a Beechcraft B200

And another one A woman flushed her emotional support hamster down an airport toilet after an airline refused to let her fly with it. Belen Aldecosea was twice told by Spirit Airlines she could bring the animal, called Pebbles, on board – only for them to deny it access when she turned up at Baltimore Airport last November. Recalling the moment she killed the dwarf hamster, Belen, 21, said: ‘I didn’t have any other options, She was scared. ‘I was scared. It was horrifying trying to put her in the toilet. ‘I was emotional. I was crying. I sat there for a good 10 minutes crying in th