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So, a passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder. The driver shits himself, swerves, nearly hits a bus, and stops inches from a shop window. "F**k me, you're jumpy aren't you?" says the passen

Ah yes, I remember them well. The excruciating pain as the tiny lego bricks dig in to your unprotected bare feet in the dark.

Going off topic here but I owe my existence to a Mr Hitler. (Even more reason to hate him  I hear you say). My parents met during and because of WW2. My father was stationed near where my mother lived

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I was telling my doctor that my twin brother had just died of a massive heart attack(God rest his soul) and he asked if heart problems were in my family, I said my mother died of a heart attack when she was really old and he asked what age. I said she was 65 when she died. He looked at my chart and said, "You are 63" and I said well maybe she wasn't that old, lol.

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