The Jokes topic (Do not enter if easily offended)

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Have you ever BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE

AND THINKING, SURELY, I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM

 FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

 
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

 SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY

WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

 
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE

 WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK   HIGH SCHOOL.

 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

 YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!   I   EXCLAIMED.

 HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLEDFACED,

FAT-ASSED,

 GRAY-HAIRED,

 DECREPIT

 SOB

ASKED,

WHAT DID YOU TEACH???