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Following yet more government cutbacks the RAF unveils its new Earborne Warning and Control System, known by one and all as....Earwacs!

--- HER DIARY --- Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and ke

I agree that the joke probably vastly overstated the problems caused by pigeons in London. John

Looking good Chris, France is on my list.

Fabulous! Thanks Chris - I'm looking forward to some peace and quiet on the internet.

Red light districts?

Or us most of us call them here, A Pious! ....because many of the owners are so damned self righteous!

Hi Chris. Shipping lane lights would only have to be near harbours I guess, and I don't think they need to be accurate, just give the impression of green and red lights in the harbour mouth.

Don't know the area at all well guys but it looks very nice indeed

Pretty Woman (The Movie)

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