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Pestilence
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Love
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The rednecks decided to put extra ventilation slots into their aircraft! -
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The new Piper "Flextail" option for those owners with very small hangars. -
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Whe Prune bought his new aircraft "sold unseen" , he soon realised there was something fishy about it. -
Death rides a pale Horse
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Portsmouth
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Thanks mate, It's kept me occupied through Lockdown for sure. These were all part of a Group-Build that I'm a member of.
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BAC/Aerospatiale Concorde, Production Version.
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Historic
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Maybe they didn't wheely think about it!
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Divided
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Forget Newton and Galileo. Here are the real laws of nature: 1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch and you'll need to pee. 2.Law of Gravity- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner. 3.Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone alway -
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Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half -
Inferiority Complex
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Dr Dolittle
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The Later Airfix kit, in the Lufthansa "Cancelled Order" Scheme. Decals came from my spares box. Canopy framing is Evergreen 0.64 plastic strip as the stamped in framing was all but impossible to see, (especially with dodgy eyesight! LOL). Lufthansa ordered 3 aircraft in 1967 but cancelled in 1973. Thanks for viewing.
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1/144 scale Airfix kit with decals by Flying Colours. Like all my recent models, this was built whilst having eyesight in only one eye! I have since had my cataract done so can see a lot better now. Thanks for viewing
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Blasé
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of the Dog!
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I bought a plane on a Flexible lease agreement, though this wasn't quite what I had in mind! -
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Baker Paul Hollywood decided to buy his aircraft Ready Sliced! -
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When Pilot Prune was told he could buy his aircraft with monthly instalments he didn't realise it was a partwork!