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So, a passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder. The driver shits himself, swerves, nearly hits a bus, and stops inches from a shop window. "F**k me, you're jumpy aren't you?" says the passen

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On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.  (Reputed to be W.C. Fields obituary).

B*gger Bognor. (Reputedly said by Edward VII on his death bed.) Dodgy? 

 

My wife drove me to drink. God blees her. (W.C. Fields)

 

The cat crept into the crypt........

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On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.  (Reputed to be W.C. Fields obituary).

B*gger Bognor. (Reputedly said by Edward VII on his death bed.) Dodgy? 

 

 

Bognor's not that bad..............especially if you can speak Polish!   :(

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There are some good Polish shops in Bognor! And a very good chippie a I recall. 

 

Where were we in the word association football?

Obituaries.

 

Here's mine.

 

Geoff collapsed while flight simming, despite a gin and tonic being wafted under his nose he never came round.

 

He will be sorely missed by his accountant, the barman at his local and the Inland Revenue.

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(A) Dandy   :D

Who me a dandy? Now listen here you ex colonial... colon.. colonial, jush because I like the occashional G&T doesn't mean to shay I'm batting for the wrong team. I also... alsho enjoy a pint or two of Guiness or a glash of... re... red wine, all in moder... moderashun of coursh sho i donut likke beign called a pansy. a dadny

 

Dandy

 

Sartorial

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Luncheon Vouchers.

 

This deserves an explaination. Back in the 1980s a lady called Cynthia Paine ran a brothel in a respectable part of London. It was frequented by judges and other high ups, some say politicians. Luncheon Vouchers were exchanged for 'services' instead of cash to exonerate herself and the clients from charges of prostitution. 

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