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So, a passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder. The driver shits himself, swerves, nearly hits a bus, and stops inches from a shop window. "F**k me, you're jumpy aren't you?" says the passen

Just a cool link between the three above posts revealed by a quick wiki search.   Arthur Sullivan, composer partner of the team Gilbert and Sullivan who wrote Mikado, was catapulted to fame

Ah yes, I remember them well. The excruciating pain as the tiny lego bricks dig in to your unprotected bare feet in the dark.

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B B King

 

It was B B King's birthday, his wife didn't know what to get him so she decided to have a B tattooed on each cheek of her backside. B B comes home and his wife says.

 

'B B. I've got a surprise for you.' She bends over, lifts her skirt. 'Very nice,' says B B, 'but who's Bob?' :huh:  

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Does anyone else find it funny when I say my fweinds name, Biggus Dickus? He has a vife you know, her name is Incontinentia Buttocks!

 

Ah. yes, Naughtieus Maximus, and Sillius Sodus.  Throw him to the floor sir?

 

Oh the word association...

 

Lurcio (titter ye not!)

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