brett 2,310 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Bagel (N.Y. bagels only ) Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Marmite! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 dad won't! (Ma might but dad won't!) Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Failure! (Dad won't work) Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Dereks dads dog Dougal's dead! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. (Reputed to be W.C. Fields obituary). B*gger Bognor. (Reputedly said by Edward VII on his death bed.) Dodgy? My wife drove me to drink. God blees her. (W.C. Fields) The cat crept into the crypt........ Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. (Reputed to be W.C. Fields obituary). B*gger Bognor. (Reputedly said by Edward VII on his death bed.) Dodgy? Bognor's not that bad..............especially if you can speak Polish! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 There are some good Polish shops in Bognor! And a very good chippie a I recall. Where were we in the word association football? Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 There are some good Polish shops in Bognor! And a very good chippie a I recall. Where were we in the word association football? Obituaries. Here's mine. Geoff collapsed while flight simming, despite a gin and tonic being wafted under his nose he never came round. He will be sorely missed by his accountant, the barman at his local and the Inland Revenue. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 gin and tonic -> Rum and Coke Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Bloody Mary. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 bloody tower Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Beefeaters... (prefer Gordons though). Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 (A) Dandy Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 (A) Dandy Who me a dandy? Now listen here you ex colonial... colon.. colonial, jush because I like the occashional G&T doesn't mean to shay I'm batting for the wrong team. I also... alsho enjoy a pint or two of Guiness or a glash of... re... red wine, all in moder... moderashun of coursh sho i donut likke beign called a pansy. a dadny Dandy Sartorial Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Comic Given the last post that works on more than one level Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Beefeaters=Yeomen Warders=Dandy dressers MAD (magazine) Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Spy vs. Spy. John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 James Bond Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Agent Zigzag. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Pussy Galore! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Holland's Leaguer Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Luncheon Vouchers. This deserves an explaination. Back in the 1980s a lady called Cynthia Paine ran a brothel in a respectable part of London. It was frequented by judges and other high ups, some say politicians. Luncheon Vouchers were exchanged for 'services' instead of cash to exonerate herself and the clients from charges of prostitution. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Nothing like free eats Welfare Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Farewell Link to post Share on other sites
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