mike H 456 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Captain to First Office:- .Stop Pooling around. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Ladies and Gentlemen do not be Alarmed. The crew are only checking for Punctures and cooling the Brakes. This is Standard Procedure after a Bad or Heavy Landing. We are sorry for any Delays at this time. PS who said Budget airlines don't go that eXtra Mile: Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 'Don't be scared, it's only a puddle. When I were'a lad...' Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 The good news is that there are no lions under the wings. John Link to post Share on other sites
Aircraft Aviation 2 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Captain Chesley Sullenberger gets a new post at EasyJet. Link to post Share on other sites
CyprusAirwaysA330 0 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Easyjet - The first low cost seaplane airline. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 ATC: Easyjet, you're number two for takeoff; caution wake turbulence from the aircraft ahead of you. John Link to post Share on other sites
TapA321 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 WE HAVE A WINNER Some excellent entries. Although this one from John made me laugh the most! (Referring to a previous entry) The good news is that there are no lions under the wings. Well done, John - over to you now! Cheers, George Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Well done John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Bring it on John! Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsmithfsx 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Nice one! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Nice One John Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Thanks, guys. Here you go... John Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Delta's new domestic service really does go door-to-door Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsmithfsx 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 The new Airbus X is equipped with retractable wings and a rear afterburner for those quick business flights Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Delta: We might be landing on your street! Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Delta look to be the first airline to attempt to realise the public's dream of flying cars... Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Well, this one seems to have dried up after only four posts, so I'm declaring Rob the winner with... "Delta's new domestic service really does go door-to-door" Hope you get a better response with your next one, Rob. Your ball. John Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Thanks John, Here we go again! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 'After the Northwest overshoot, Boeing introduces a new way to prevent it - two cockpits - and improved fuel efficency with 1 engine!' Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 .. And it came to pass that the KLM designers have been "schmoaking" too much, again. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Which Captain is in charge? left or right? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 New fast-track trans-Atlantic route announced, Amsterdam - New York in 15 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Did you know that the new Rolls Royce Trent 1200 has nacelles the size of a 767 fuselage? Oh wait... the nacelle IS the 767 fuselage! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Burt Rutan, Richard Branson and KLM team up with a radical new all-composite design, burning bio-fuel extracted from discredited global warming research papers, and offering sub-orbital commercial space flights. Link to post Share on other sites
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