Aircraft Aviation 2 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Leg13 brings host to two new pilots, equally interesting in their backgrounds and character. We have, sitting in the Captain's seat, Dave, who is an A321 Pilot with pizzaz. On the right, we have Sam, a Pilot who has been friends with Dave since the start of their Flying Career. Dave: 'Tis a fine day isn't it Sam?! Sam: Aye, it is truly spectacular. Dave: What're we flying today? Sam: An Aircraft Dave:...... Sam: The A321 of course! We're also carrying a very special piece of cargo! Dave: What is it? Sam: Me! Dave:..... Sam: Okay... The baton. Dave: Full throttle then. Sam: V1! Rotate! Dave: Gear up... Sam...????? Sam has suddenly disappeared from the cockpit, it seems Dave has departed OIFS without him. After landing and pickping Sam up again, they are climbing away happily. Sam: So, where are we heading today? Dave: Yerevan of crouse! Sam: Can I see the MCDU? Dave: Unfortunately this is a default Aircraft so we don't have a MCDU. Sam: What do you mean default Aircraft? Dave: Well Microsoft... Never mind. Dave: Yippidy doo-dah, Yippidy Ayyy, my-oh-my we're climbing away... Sam: Please don't sing, it casses me to bleed emotionally when you sing Dave: Thanks for your kind words Sam: No problem Dave: See, no MCDU Sam: Well it's there, but there's just no idsplay Dave: I can see that... Sam: You see everything Dave: I sure do Dave: Almost at the cruise? Sam: Yeah we are - It's time to snooze Dave: Don't rhyme - We had that with Al and Ross Sam: I hate you! Dave: Don't argue, we had that with Alain and Nick Sam: It's over Dave, hand over the baton Dave: Been done. By Nick. Sam: Dang... Dave: Well, we're cruising now. How about some lunch? Sam: Sure, What've we got? Dave: Not sure, some guy called "Muttley" filled the baton before we left off with some food. Sam: Open it up then! Dave: Okay! Hang on... What the... Sam: Dog biscuits! How bloomin' original is that... Dave: We're in the descent now, I can make Yerevan out ahead. Sam: good, good. Getting lower... Dave: Sure is cloudy here Sam: There it is! Yerevan Intl. We're a little high though. WE'll do a 360 degree turn around the Airport. Dave: Affirm Dave: Try not to hit those mountains Sam Sam: What mounta... Never mind Dave: Gear down for landing! Sam: Flaps 2 Sam: Flaps full, spoilers armed Dave: Yerevan Tower has cleared us for landing Dave: Seconds away now! Sam: Flaring... Dave: And we're down! Beginning rollout Sam: Full reverse thrust Dave: I know the procedure you senseless bandicoot Sam: Bandicoot... Wasn't he a character from that... Dave; Quiet Parked up, shut down... Dave and Sam pass the baton over and head off for some REAL lunch... They blame you Joe! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Another entaining post - well done! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Well done Jack, nice post, give Sam and Dave our thanks! We are coming on a pace now Cheers Link to post Share on other sites
rosariomanzo 545 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Funny as always, I really enjoyed the new story. Thanks for sharing! Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Another entertaining post Jack, well done Link to post Share on other sites
Dizzy 0 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Another great story. I really hope that baton don't smell to bad. You did clean it right? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 More baton bashing. No respect! Nice job. I thought that was a DHL bird at first glance. John Link to post Share on other sites
Aircraft Aviation 2 Posted April 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Thanks as always everyone, and yes Dave & Sam worked their noses off to get the baton clean again for Leg14! Link to post Share on other sites
ddavid 149 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Love the banter, Jack - nice piece of work! Thanks for getting a few laughs out of me - just the ticket, mate! Cheers - Dai. :blush: Link to post Share on other sites
Aircraft Aviation 2 Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Love the banter, Jack - nice piece of work! Thanks for getting a few laughs out of me - just the ticket, mate! :blush:Cheers - Dai. Thanks alot Dai . Link to post Share on other sites
stu7708 244 Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Great post Jack.. Aa usual you got a few laughs out of me Link to post Share on other sites
wisemanp 0 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Great post, I loved the dialogue! We're still making good progress, keep it up guys! Link to post Share on other sites
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