GabethePilot 1 Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 If, like me, you're very quick to complain and find problems with games - or software - you NEED to watch this video. It is the funniest thing you'll ever see... and you'll feel a little ashamed of being a whinger too... :th_smiles73: :001_th_smiles89: COD Bops Fatal Flaw Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 All that for floating apple? Link to post Share on other sites
needles 1,011 Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 It's something to do with Halloween I think........but where's the tub of water it's supposed to be in??????:001_th_smiles48: Game designers Pah!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 10, 2010 Report Share Posted November 10, 2010 I see Steve Jobs' hand in this... John Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 Haha, that guy needs to lighten up a bit Link to post Share on other sites
David TRIGGS 0 Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Amazing how many people on youtube don't seem to get this high ironery ...... David Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Maybe he should try shooting at it. It might go away. :th_smiles73: Link to post Share on other sites
ddavid 149 Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Wait a minute: you run around with a camera strapped to a rifle, taking pot-shots of fruit on a table, and you complain that some designer has omitted to provide support for the uppermost apple? I don't see any irony in this - the objective, after all, is to kill as many opponents as you can without receiving any incoming fire, nes-pas? Were't me, I'd blast the table and see if the all the fruit stayed in the air - then, maybe, I'd start quoting Newton. Let's face it, there must be a magnetic field in the table top, mustn't there? Cheers - Dai. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 I'd hardly call it huge or game-ruining. What the heck - just shoot it!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Yeah just blast it. Although they were talking to someone on the radio this morning who said that game was rubbish compared to the last one, he took it back to the shop after 2 days Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 It's something to do with Halloween I think........but where's the tub of water it's supposed to be in??????:001_th_smiles48: Game designers Pah!! Nah, it's been done to comply with the Elf & Safety Stasi, who this year outlawed apple bobbing because (1) the water "might contain germs" and (2) children risk injuries from "impact with the fruit" The H&S recommendation was (seriously) to place the apples into an empty bowl without any water and pick them out by hand. :001_th_smiles48: Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Only those two? I thought they might drown in 2in of water....... Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Well, you still have the 235 point risk assessment form to fill in... Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 I had a ticking off at work the other week for not carrying out a proper risk assesment and filling in some forms before I moved some boxes outside for the waste disposal company. H+S is making a mockery of today's society. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 The way I see it, if you get injured, you won't do it again Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Someone who speaks sense! When I rule the country you can be the H+S executive Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 That's not nearly as dangerous as bobbing for French Fries. John Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Thanks Rob! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 The Scene: Four well-dressed men are sitting together at a vacation resort. 'Farewell to Thee' is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah? THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You're right there, Obadiah. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh? FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: A cup o' cold tea. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Without milk or sugar. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Or tea. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: In a cracked cup, an' all. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son". FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, 'e was right. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, 'e was. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor! FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Cardboard box? THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Aye. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. ALL: They won't! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 ...and I thought I had it bad walking a mile to school every day in the ice and snow, summer and winter, uphill both ways. John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Ah yes John, but you have never lived in Yorkshire!!..... It's grim up north (Sorry Rob, just joking! ) Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Sounds just like my normal work week! You sure you've not got a bit o yorkshire in you Joe? Link to post Share on other sites
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